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DO YOU, TOO, WANT TO DO A HECKUVA JOB?

Learn Emergency Management, THE BROWNIE WAY!
My Simple Principles Will Help YOU. . .

DEFLECT CRITICISM OF YOUR PERFORMANCE
PLACE THE BLAME ON OTHERS
SELF RIGHTEOUSLY DEFEND YOUR OWN INCOMPETENCE

Sound too good to be true? I thought so too, but I learned to turn lemons into LEMONADE, and made MILLIONS doing it.
Let us teach you how to hide your own INDIFFERENCE, INCOMPETENCE AND CONTEMPT.
Right now, you’re saying to yourself, ‘I’m too incompetent. How can Brownie’s system work for me?’ And if you’re anything like me, you probably believe nothing can cover for your absolute inability to do any job competently. But, ask yourself honestly---if you had just supervised a bungled relief effort that cost billions, killed people and nearly brought down a President, could you walk away intact---and STAY ON THE PAYROLL?
I did.

I pulled this whole presentation right out of my butt---in front of the President! And he never knew the difference!

For years, I lived in fear of being discovered for the COMPLETE INCOMPETENT I am. And after every inevitable failure and firing I feared the next, EVEN AS MY CAREER CONTINUED ROCKETING ME UPWARD due to carefully cultivated personal connections.
I thought life was nothing but take a new job, wait for them to find out you’re a screw-up, get fired, and call a friend to get another job.
And my life was exactly like that, until I learned a few simple rules, outlined in my new system.
For just pennies a day you can learn how to enact these simple principles to cover for your own incompetence. Learn that:
The only REAL DISASTER is the one to YOUR reputation. Concentrate on saving yourself.
You can HEAP RESPONSIBILITY on the leeches seeking assistance. Victims, my ass---you could look like a fool!
Your first priority is FINDING A SCAPEGOAT. Take it from me---if you look around the room and don’t see the scapegoat, the scapegoat is you.
LET MY YEARS OF FAILURE GUIDE YOU TO SUCCESS!

BROWNIE’S SCHOOL OF EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT

“Perception Beats Reality Every Time”