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HAVE YOU GOT A BUSINESS YOU NEED TO RELOCATE?
COME TO KANSAS---AND BRING YOUR SHINY OBJECTS!

Our Ignorant Population Puts the Third World Workforce to Shame!
Want to set up a sweatshop? Do you run a business bursting over with low paid, unskilled and dangerous jobs?
Are you looking for a class of worker who isn’t too educated and won’t get uppity when faced with exploitation?
Well, why look overseas when you can look closer to home!
Come to Kansas, where we don’t educate.
Remember, an educated worker is a questioning worker. And a questioning worker is a potential problem.
In Kansas you need not fear an intelligent, questioning, educated labor force. No pesky questions and no damned THINKING.

OUR WORKERS ARE GUARANTEED NEVER TO QUESTION ANYTHING!

We’ll make sure he doesn’t know. . .anything!

Kansas
DESIGNED TO WORK!

While other states churn out “skilled” workers capable of dangerous critical thought, Kansas knows what you really crave---a workforce trained right. A workforce aware that thinking in the wrong hands is a disastrous thing.

Kansas

Where We Proudly Embrace an Eighteenth Century Knowledge Base

Paid for by the Kansas Department of Unskilled Labor

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